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Tweets
Japan has seen an unprecedented surge in suicides amongst women during the pandemic with more than 800 women taking their lives in October alone. Traditionally viewed as a problem amongst men, the country is now struggling to respond to the crisis. #VWN https://t.co/e6Qkq3lRik
A growing number of Iranian women are pushing social boundaries and defying the authorities by hitting the open road on motorcycles. #VWN https://t.co/Wwun6oXcnS
The disgraced CEO is famous for her intense unbroken eye contact with everyone (including potential jurors). But why (and how?) would someone do this? https://t.co/wkeoiOE4ye
When I worked at NYT, I had access to a plug-in that told me what percentage of readers dropped out of an article, and at what point they stopped reading, and my advice to most of you is that your articles are too long.
one tea abt magazines is they want poc for digital and the internet but print! that's for the home team
!!!!! sitting next to a couple on a flight and he told his wife to check her phone and she just said "what does mile high club mean" !!!!!
Stuff is like this is really cool and encouraging. https://t.co/OhKSlUia4U https://t.co/kBO4wnwUdi
@shinobi602 well, if we've learned anything, half of those will bein March/April
as always everyone is invited to kiss my ass https://t.co/Xyh1AX7Tej
damn........ the dress worked https://t.co/71XlscC9OX
folks…WE WON!! i am beyond thrilled and heartened that @WGAEast members overwhelmingly showed up for each other and our future comrades 😭 ORGANIZING WORKS! SOLIDARITY FOREVER!! ❤️❤️❤️ this is only the beginning 😈 https://t.co/sbNpKjxx0C
I regret to inform you that no one read that beautiful kicker you wrote
After 18 months out, students are coming back steeped in falsehoods and conspiracies - good one from @sal19 https://t.co/aNGzWDkzAd
@elleduncanESPN @Realrclark25 @michaeleaves Or Vibez 👀👀👀
RT @JoyAnnReid: So much fun being on @JHillUnbothered with my wonderful sister @jemelehill !! ❤️❤️ Full episode here: https://t.co/3f1R8LEv…
Some people don’t get that love is correction sometimes. Nicki Minaj also allowed herself to be used by the right wing media for a cheap headline. We have to be able to have dialogue without calling each other coons and sellouts. https://t.co/eqUkAA7pcY
ok an update but i'm not abt to live tweet this. im in front of them. there is no shame. they loudly discussed whether either of them had had plane sex before (they had not). they are drunk
Let’s talk about racism! Most white people at prestigious magazines don’t ever want to talk about race or diversity at all. Why? It's primarily because they’ve been allowed to exist in a world where their mastheads resemble member registries at Southern country clubs circa 1950..
*Taps mic*
Some professional news! https://t.co/4Aq5emltT5
I love @NewYorker and I’ve been published there a few times in the past 5 years. My excellent editors were a White woman and an Asian American man. It is always a thrill and an honor to be published there. That said, its long history of exclusion and elitism is out of control.
Solidarity slate forever! Excited and proud to be supported by such a brilliant group of organizers at @WGAEast https://t.co/BuHvgbLNYi
Sending this tweet to my non media friends the next time they ask what my job is like https://t.co/M1kDUEMsm8
I see we're all having a totally normal morning online https://t.co/YTzZyRDS7w
I'm finally starting to decorate my desk at the office. I figured it was an appropriate metaphor for my beat. https://t.co/EMHudAJjK1
WE WON!!! I’m overwhelmed with gratitude, and am excited to work with our new comrades on council to keep moving this union forward into the future, organizing up a storm, and fighting like hell for every single @WGAEast member. Labor is the hope of the world. Onward! https://t.co/QUBj7rSJcg
one of the problems with media in its current iteration are the paucity of questions that get asked--by editors of writers; by writers themselves of the subjects they cover. Diversity in publishing, for me anyways, isn't about a photo op or false sense of superiority...
I’ve always found the Met Gala fashions to be underwhelming because I’ve been to a ComicCon before.
Gutted. Was supposed to be attending a wedding in Trinidad, but it’s just been cancelled. Family won’t say why.
The funny thing about everyone being so up in arms about rumored vaccine side effects is that if you turn on literally any TV channel here, you're bombarded by ads for everyday meds that reel off an exhaustive list of possible side effects, often including "sudden death"
Unvaccinated people on TikTok are now calling themselves "purebloods" because we live in hell apparently
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are we ready for a hot take about how that model's "peg the patriarchy" top is one of the worst variations on White Feminism yet
Norm MacDonald once said "bad comedians say things to make people clap, not laugh" and I think about it all the time https://t.co/IerO51Nv2e
Did I mention I've landed at @harpersbazaarus as digital deputy editor? We're working on a detailed pitch guide but always looking for smart, thoughtful stories on fashion and style.
why is everyone talking about AOC’s dress when they should be talking about how today is my birthday. none of you will see the kingdom of heaven!
@JeffHorwitz "The features that Instagram identifies as most harmful to teens appear to be at the platform’s core."
@georgia_wells & co. with a new batch of internal Facebook documents suggesting it knows how toxic Insta can be for teen girls: https://t.co/Q1zAsHEX1D
BREAKING: Norm MacDonald has died "after a long and private battle with cancer"
The influential comedian and former 'SNL' Weekend Update anchor was 61 https://t.co/wSbwGQ8Syp
New: ExpressVPN says in a statement that it knew the 'key facts' of the employment history of one of its executives, Daniel Gericke. On Tuesday Gericke was revealed in court records to have worked on the UAE's hacking and spying operation https://t.co/XPDiWz0WZ7
Hours after Tweeting this, I realized that the “short” story I turned in last week was 1530 words…
I got my yearly flu shot, and, as always, I have zero side effects from it. I know we like to hop on here and talk about vaccine side effects -- our swollen balls, things of that nature -- but, like, most of the time it's a non-event. Anyway, get a flu shot if you can this year!
New: a U.S. company sold a zero-click exploit to a UAE company working for the country's spying operation, which targeted Americans. Will raise serious questions about the sale/transfer of exploits by American companies https://t.co/000c2bBwbf
"peg the patriarchy" i'm not giving him what he wants!!!!!
After [hissing static noise] number of years doing this job, I will tell you that people are getting much worse at just answering a simple fucking question
NEW: The Teamsters filed for their 1st union election at an Amazon warehouse in Canada, where the majority minority warehouse says discrimination is rampant.
The election could be held in as soon as 2 weeks.
I spoke to Teamsters about what's at stake.
https://t.co/cjzoA7tjvz
Do you even know how much this tiny baby farts https://t.co/cnD9Z135Wn
The irony is that it’s by design, lol. As I was telling some friends at dinner last night, if publishing and media were truly egalitarian, white people would simply stop writing because they have no interest in being published equally with black and brown people, lmfaooo
@TimHerrera I thought I was going to have a fruitful career in THEATER, when I got to journalism I was like, “y’all be offering health insurance???”
@MuleSkinnerOkie .@chartbeat this person called you a dumb stupid liar lol
the most important part of being an author is saying "you're not really supposed to ask that" when people ask you how your book is going idk why but this is just true
idk personally my life has gotten much better since i started accepting all my "faves" as flawed and not in need of my constant defending
My favorite part of the day after the Met Gala is the group chats about which lingerie designer made what, who made a thing that didn’t get used, and who was difficult to work with. Because even couturiers outsource the really hard parts.
@noUpside Should I try “my balls remain thrillingly nonexistent” or
What if I need an eyebrow pencil between the C and D gates!!!!
The bougie vending machines with like cupcakes and makeup at the airport are good, ok. I’m sorry. They’re good. I’m bad but they’re good https://t.co/8XmdqtejyA
This is a situation in which I am not happy to be right. https://t.co/awp0bZBPar https://t.co/9d0R61Kmd2
Everyone in this family is absolutely top-shelf weird. Pristinely bizarre. You almost have to hand it to them https://t.co/ub9Kab78p7
I'm not dreaming! Honored to be joining @nytimesbooks alongside these wonderful women, @magicmolly and @JenLouiseWilson https://t.co/IbwHdiWg93
@lostblackboy @deray Chartbeat heads up display? Yea… on a majority of stories you’re lucky if readers get past paragraph 3. *unless* it’s a very well done longer form piece with photos, those can work.
Y’all have the biggest designers in the world on the most important night of fashion boring us like this, when, like, a random accountant at ComiCon took $100 and their 3 weekly hours of free time to create actual stunning, daring, creative costumes.
@moneyries @deray Exactly! It’s the best argument for ambitious narrative multimedia storytelling, because that’s the one thing that consistently grips readers from start to finish!
i think we have to try communicating with more of the powerful elderly in big red text and see how that does us
White people are rarely actively racist at these publications. They simply never bother to challenge the status quo—typically out of concern that they will be inconvenienced or made to feel uncomfortable. And so the status quo often remains entrenched for literally decades.
Why is this important? Because otherwise friendly, decent white people are really the bedrock upon which passive racism maintains its grip on media mastheads & editorial departments. And when ppl look up to you as an example for an entire industry, this shit is just embarrassing
Imagine being a black female doctor on Twitter today. On top of everything else you have to do, NOW you have to prepare a Twitter thread and offer to teach Nicki Minaj how vaccines work.
Everyone claims that Twitter is bad for your mental health, but the way my blood pressure spikes every time I open LinkedIn and see a debate about whether internships should be paid or not is probably causing me more harm.
In the last 15 years at the @NewYorker, during the tenure of editor-in-chief David Remnick (author of a bio on Obama), less than 0.01% of print feature & critics pieces have ever been edited by a Black editor.
Gaga is entering her dark-skinned era, just as ANOTHER Italian songstress is leaving hers. I guess there can only be one! https://t.co/d6smwvZibg
@scottk1350 Lmao do you go to movie theaters and say, “Yo, more people would watch this if y’all abandoned your funding sources and just let me watch it for free”
many are getting upset at the idea that i'm saying the dress literally caused biden to make a statement on taxes. for the record: yes this is definitely how i think everything works
That N*cki tweet is hilarious but *that's* the research the "Im still researching it" crowd does. Nevermind 170M vaccinated ppl. Nevermind 95% of ppl hospitalized for covid arent vaccinated. Hearsay about their cousin's friend's swollen testicles. Thats the research they lean on
@KarenAttiah Run slowly at first. What I like to do is find a good mix of music that I would dance to—keep your mix at generally the same BPM, and channel your dance energy into running
@AngryBlackLady Actually yes, I used to make that argument a lot too!
My search terms this morning after a day off Twitter: AOC dress balls Minaj
@nixonron @Jumpman23 @nhannahjones @ReporterTopher @IBWellsSociety @RhemaThompson omg Ron???? This is so casual omg!!
@Ryan_Ken_Acts @RadhaMUSprime Yes officer, this is the tweet
I love the “research” phase of preparing for an interview, because I’m basically getting paid to do my favorite thing: Lay in bed and read articles and think about how I could’ve done them better.
@SciFleur Another West Indian restaurant near me started doing bottomless brunch. When we got there, the bartender hadn’t arrived and wouldn’t be there for 4 hours, so they were like, “our frozen marg machine is running, we’ll just give you those”
I need to escape back to Johannesburg. That air was different.
RT @erinoverbey: Let’s talk about racism! Most white people at prestigious magazines don’t ever want to talk about race or diversity at all…
@GeeDee215 Since Anna believes #BLM and all that, I’m sure they sourced custom razor blades from Bevel
@GeeDee215 There IS a pandemic, so I hope they gave you all individual straws
Super excited to be joining the @latimes next week to cover Congress! I’ll be launching a new beat on how the interests & activities of the caucuses intersect with those of the people of California and the politics & policies on Capitol Hill https://t.co/Wc2v3u1qBH
I’M CRYING!!!!! So proud of the Solidarity Slate for whipping ass! https://t.co/DaHIro9XGG
For example, does anyone know how many of the 40,000+ feature & critics pieces that the @NewYorker (the print mag) has published in its 96-year existence have ever been edited by a Black editor? I’ll make this an easy one—multiple choice:
a) 6%
b) <2%
c) <0.5%
In my latest, I spoke to Dave Callaham about how #ShangChi challenges gendered stereotypes of Asian women.
Read my love letter to #Xialing over at @Refinery29:
https://t.co/7bA44YWsrF
@AClassicDarling One of the meanest girls from my middle school moved down to NC to be an earth mother yogi type and I'm endlessly fascinated by how some states end up hosting the narcissistic-party girl-to-GOOP pipeline
one of the biggest Scorpio grifts is telling you all about how they were born on the cusp and are Secret Libras or Silent Sagittariuses so that you don't see their manipulation coming, they truly never sleep
having a kid who's a Scorpio is very much about loving them anyway
shaking and crying that anyone would want their kid to be a Scorpio tbh https://t.co/dCHp9HAelg
Some news! After 7 years, I’m leaving @TheAtlantic to join @laurenwilliams and @KO_616 in building Capital B, a nonprofit news org focused on local journalism and Black communities. https://t.co/1hJWEszGfB
There’s no meal I would rather eat in a restaurant https://t.co/owdKPGcOf3
For @VICE, I wrote about the folks who try to give birth to particular astrology signs (my apologies to all Virgos) https://t.co/M92FeRLq5c
@NickRiccardi trust me plane sex was only 25% of the convo
Norm MacDonald on battles with cancer: “I’m pretty sure, I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure if you die, the cancer dies at the same time. That’s not a loss. That’s a draw.”
we are hiring for several full-time roles at @foodandwine. please share!
🌭dig content director
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🌭deputy editor
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🌭senior food editor
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🌭social media editor
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@Gage_Chris @joshgondelman lmao you know, it was, and I forgot to do a link about it
I am sorry to report that I am the exact demographic for the Target fall designer collections. Buying clothes and snacks and necessities like paper towels in one place? Count me in.
@Nigerianscamsss If my MOM saw me on this app tweeting abt her marriage I wouldn't live thru the week
Chris "just asking questions" Tang https://t.co/D6mIKJnDVx
Oh fuck. I was a huge fan of Norm Macdonald and I essentially ripped off his delivery when I first started acting. I would stay up specifically to watch him on talk shows. He was the funniest guest of all time. We lost a comedy giant today. One of the the all time greats. RIP.
big fan of the first reformed reference last night https://t.co/9bTNpxHkOC
the last thing I saved to my photoroll before I heard I had been shortlisted for the booker https://t.co/AALbAHFVqU
is there any gift more thoughtful than high quality socks
every time you see an amazing photo or video shot on an iphone and don’t get why yours look nothing like that, the answer is almost always lighting
hey i think we should do something about this “people i like are dying” thing? just a thought
A stunning and damning thread. With friends like these… https://t.co/K0Jkjel3nW
I love to write about the life-saving importance of vaccination 👍 https://t.co/2DFS7MGFzd
@AsteadWesley Wait, I thought they were patronus of the arts
I am fine! Posted mostly to show how nuts & anti-Semitic the hardcore conspiracy heads are. Thanks for lovely messages x
Ma’am with all due respect, sit this one out https://t.co/Foz5nuSDSu
hate to say it but maybe joyce carol oates should just post more feet on main
Billionaires out in the hot sun LARPing as politicians to make sure their position of immense privilege isn't at risk from the masses. https://t.co/jIqelqH06Q
Right on schedule doing police PR work for the force.
We will open the bidding today at 4,000 officers, do I hear 4,200? https://t.co/1WoRQ3tAcg
The lack of shame with which Hong Kong officials attack press freedom continues to astonish me. https://t.co/RBoLSjyELO
@PercyMacKinley @Abraxsys this is definitely something you should get mad about
in 96 years, the @NewYorker has never published a Critic at Large review by a Black or Asian woman writer
96 years
never https://t.co/gm6mv3kuhl
We can change things for the better if we admit our history. Growth and progress require collective humility and honesty.
Proud to have been a part of the vetting team for @bonappetit's inaugural Heads of the Table, ft. the restaurant industry's changemakers & community builders. Thanks to @elyseinamine
@joeybear85 for their direction!
https://t.co/ieMi0Qks4h https://t.co/zz8iwO48uO
Congrats to the Solidarity Slate https://t.co/93h6KP0gi2
So wholesome! We love this so much! 🥺✨
Artist: @AnthonyMorrisJr https://t.co/ZA6T7RGuln
The day Ron Nixon went to the AP is the day I wished to work for the AP.
True story.
I even had a chance to ask Ron why he went there, and a month later I submitted my resume.
Sometimes you just need a joc to show you that the path is there. https://t.co/FiOyQbVnek
That everything right now feels designed expressly to be memed is so depressing
interesting how @HKJA_Official are facing these 'questions' in public but the other more explicitly foreign (and wealthy+white) journalist org @fcchk hasn't face the same public scrutiny from the city's national security apparatus https://t.co/j1pLWidvUF
Got a cool new necklace and a new gray hair for my birthday 🥳 https://t.co/5DcVSNehgn
@NickRiccardi We were told Golden, and then told Arvada! I am but a simple, apparently lost, Washingtonian
At the end of the day I’m just a hot dumb slutty genius who never fucks
Aw man I am truly, truly gutted about Norm MacDonald. Without a doubt one of the funniest comedians ever to do it. RIP
actual thing our electrician just said: you have a raccoon nested in your attic. did you guys eat king snow crabs, because he has a bunch of them up there.
(we did not have any snow crabs)
Norm Macdonald: “It’s the greatest gig in the world, being alive. You get to eat at Denny’s, wear a hat, whatever you wanna do.”
excited for the new wgae council to outlaw baroque swear words
Every one of us loved Norm. Some of the hardest laughs of my life with this man. Most fearless funny original guy we knew. An incredible dad. A great friend. A legend. Love u pal. https://t.co/2Pftw28uPc
i feel a way about this bong https://t.co/rV2iSA41et
i first saw @jamiattenberg at an event in college where she read from "all grown up" and after she asked me if i was a writer. i said i was trying to be and she said "you are" and then signed my book with "own your writer status" 🥺 huge deal for a 21 year old lol. ordering now! https://t.co/PJSBfTJbHx
@bettinamak Good thing my fave is a rodent that can fry things at like a high number of volts https://t.co/PGJCj4kIPS
@ourobororoboruo @estarLA @bettinamak maybe and also if i see a squirrel eating one i will burn the forest down with my glare
@JonathanDean_ Hard to tell if his name is door or c*nt, he signs off his (many) emails interchangeably!
Oh c’mon. We only rate dogs. This is a Silly Seaside T-Rex. Please evacuate the beach immediately. Thank you… 13/10 https://t.co/SK5qDDcVA9
It’s the final day of the WGAE Council election (members have until 5pm ET to get your votes in!) and I would like to get a little personal about what this election—and more importantly, this union—means to me. Becoming a WGAE member changed my life in every possible way. 🧵
wanna go to the back of house gala workers afterparty tbh
kind of a weird choice, in retrospect, to turn all my thoughts into a commodity lol 🤪
WEEPING!! you don’t need marquee names or expensive mailers or flashy endorsements to win—you just need to be willing to talk to every union member with an open heart and a solid spreadsheet, and workers will seize the opportunity to stand together and help each other 😭
@laurelchor @hkdemonow It also seamlessly marries a classic pro-establishment non sequitur folds with the kind of anti-India prejudice that sadly is pretty endemic in this city
@CaseyNewton Using a celebrity's name uncensored in a tweet is risky business so I'm glad for the Twitter measures but I will continue with the best anti-harassment measure, asterisks
Hello from Arvada, Colorado, where POTUS is about to tour the National Renewable Energy Laboratory Flatirons Campus. We got up close and personal with a windmill blade outside, which is even bigger than I expected https://t.co/EAVRygQkMK
who needs cinnabon when you can make cinnamon rolls at home? 🥰 https://t.co/RWboqxLwhW
what do people think the effect of commenting "this looks nasty" on my food is? like sorry tasted fucking good ur dumb comment isn't gonna change that ❤️
how i feel about the thread that says most articles are "too long" and readers "stop paying attention" https://t.co/dJmg6EH23x
every worker
should enjoy
a peaceful sexy life https://t.co/5ubsCc1W5r
most of the time i make pretty much perfect rice. but then i make brown rice and it's like "haha think again loser"
win or lose i’ve learned so much about myself as a person and organizer on this campaign and am simply electrified by all my brilliant union comrades fighting every day to make our industry more equitable, sustainable, and inclusive for ALL workers ❤️ our work continues! https://t.co/WXMqEnfXEs
#JUSTIN HK gov found the pledge of allegiance done by 7 remaining pro-democracy district council members of Hong Kong Island "invalid" last weekend.
They are:
Clarisse Yeung
Mr Leung Pak-kin
Wei Siu-lik
So Yat-hang
Chan Wing-tai
Lai Tsz-yan
Michael Pang
#JUSTIN #NSL designated magistrate Peter Law again denied bail for @zouxingtong in the “incitement to subversion” case as he found insufficient ground to believe Chow won’t continue to endanger national security and the prosecution’s allegation valid on the surface.
sorry i was trying not to be full of myself but i must correct the record: most of the time i make actually perfect rice
So we’ll-deserved. Journalist, scholar, public intellectual, truth-teller (no matter the cost). @nhannahjones has shifted our conversations abt race into the places most uncomfortable & necessary. She is a game-changer. #TIME100 https://t.co/G0zHf8Fczi
I'm 2 happy 2 keep this 2 myself. The #AmberRuffinShow is renewed for a season 2!!!! Starting October 8, get ready for more episodes, nonsense, and margaritas. YAY! 💜🥳 See you this Friday for our season finale! https://t.co/mZ6qqkSMlA
“Heat is a hazard that we simply haven’t given sufficient attention to. All cities are in the early stages of understanding what an effective heat response looks like.” https://t.co/HRmiYZq2Yd
Dr. Fauci, asked if the vaccine could do what Minaj claimed, said, “No. A resounding no.” He added: “She should be thinking twice about propagating information that really has no basis except as a one-off antidote and that’s not what science is all about.”
The government's claim of "espionage" is insidious: espionage by definition is covert, so the government could in the future make use of NSL to criminalize people and orgs without any observable evidence. https://t.co/pwLMthtT1l
Our latest piece. Calling for more engagement with African climate scientists. We also contacted IPCC to learn about what it takes for African scientists to become contributing authors to IPCC reports. Read to Find out more. @ekemma @TheAfricaReport https://t.co/YLCFTlTdLk
I decided to read about Hurricane Camille (1969) and 😶
“It was the probable maximum rainfall which meteorologists compute to be theoretically possible.” https://t.co/ifOt1NnhAR
And thanks to Henry Tang for all the wine, and other sponsors including the Consumer Council. Practically everyone supported HKJA until the crackdown began. It was seen as good PR. https://t.co/bRHu1mvOtz
Tbh this is a classic argument many Hong Kongers use against democracy. Trump and US police violence also commonly cited. https://t.co/JPdHfVjT43
RT @erinoverbey: Let’s talk about racism! Most white people at prestigious magazines don’t ever want to talk about race or diversity at all…
RT @XinqiSu: Wall-fare, a company set up by ex welfare legislator Shiu Ka-chun to provide support for prison inmates and their families, is…
RT @JeromeTaylor: Next in the crosshairs -- Hong Kong's main journalist union.
Ta Kung Pao is like a political wearthervane these days. W…
RT @ktse852: As I have feared, Mingpao is gunning for their progressive columnists one by one. The op-ed section of the paper has always be…
RT @tomgrundy: 1/ A Hong Kong group which provided support, letters, treats to prisoners is to disband.
Wall-fare the latest pro-democrac…
I remember when I used to be naive & dismissive about pre-peeled produce like this
…until I learned it was a very ableist mindset; this is VERY necessary for those who can’t do what we’ve normalized as “simple activities”
I just hate that pricing can get out of hand sometimes https://t.co/8IJqLqOI15
"How much is a little girl worth? ... It truly feels like the FBI turned a blind eye to us."
MUST-WATCH: Olympic champion Simone Biles tells her story to the Senate Judiciary Committee. https://t.co/qdCc0zHfdc
Earnest question: why is everyone so obsessed with tweets that talk about freelancers making six figures?
THE WHOLE SOLIDARITY SLATE GOT ELECTED OMFG!!!! https://t.co/mEpYK2CMRw
fried green tomato sandwich that is all https://t.co/kdgH0CeF6s
incredible timing for the nicki minaj branded low calorie wine pr blast that just went out
Happy birthday to the don🥳🎉 https://t.co/Sge1mUpveS
I MET EVAN MOCK LAST NIGHT AND I WAS TAKING A SELFIE W HIM BUT I ACCIDENTALLY HAD IT ON VIDEO SO I SAID “oh sorry that was a video” AND HE SAID “you can do whatever you want”
HOW DO I MOVE ON FROM THISSSSSSSSSS
the funniest thing about people writing about taco bell is that for some reason there are so few options on getty so everyone just uses those pictures in front of the green tile over and over
@bettinamak this but i’m still mad at the girl that called keanu ugly
Thank you SO much @estarLA for your CRUCIAL contribution and helping us design and execute an equitable, inclusive, and responsible vetting process! I'm really proud of our work on this one :-D https://t.co/GoPnJwCjlK
What's your current go-to for a quick and tasty "snack lunch" (like you'll have to eat again before dinner but it fills you up for a couple of hours)?
I've been eating a lot of tomato toasts with lightly fried bread rubbed with a lot of garlic and spread with Kewpie mayo.
@estarLA @bettinamak lmao @rzhongnotes do you also feel this way about your tomato babies?
I could share a recipe for meatloaf muffins but I’ll do you one better.
This is The Rebel Within by Craftsmen and Wolves in SF. Sausage, soft egg, cheese, and scallion muffin. https://t.co/HhqUBR1e12 https://t.co/nCgQGPzvwX
Time marked by before/after you knew Al*on B*own’s politics.
also like i accept that we all have different preferences OBVIOUSLY but i do not understand the need to comment mean shit unprompted lmao. get a life!!!
This is absolutely damning and brutal. It has the receipts to what you already knew: Facebook doesn’t care that it’s hurting people, it knows it hurts people, and it’s lying to us about it. https://t.co/qiBEUjZSTh https://t.co/CoqGyoFdHC
fall out boy on the top 500 songs of all time list and no taking back sunday or my chemical romance? time to fight
I downloaded a snore tracker and used it for the first time last night.
Someone is really coming into my room and snoring and pretending to be me on this recording bc I dont snore.
Community is the answer to a lot of internal suffering.
Get you some good, safe, intimate friendships and it’ll do wonders for your healing journey. I’m telling you.
update: THE WHOLE SOLIDARITY SLATE WON!!!!!!!! thank you to my wgae comrades for sending a strong message that organizing matters https://t.co/PKFVEO0Qps
i can't believe photobucket is forcing me to pay $5 a month to see or download pictures of my eighth grade crush and my 14 year old self posing with like, members of all time low
might i say it was a good pivot, in lieu of a "best new restaurants" list during the pandemic. LOTS of hrs were spent talking to candidates & their references, past & present, and the process was an experiment for future "best of" lists in a new era when we stop idolizing chefs
Kind of crazy now that I have free time due to being unemployed I am finally booking dental, vision, and flu shot appointments lmao we need three-day weekends for life
the only met gala news I care about is who didn’t drive https://t.co/uzmZOyyV7T
my family came over and set up a congratulatory display and they made a poster board with all my blurbs printed out and glued to it like a school project and I am going to cry https://t.co/anx6IzprPB
suggesting i abandon the community i have cultivated for five years because Lifehacker is not a "foodie" site is incredibly stupid and insulting. my favorite thing about my job is that it has the unique, service-driven angle
A delivery person with white gloves drops the goods to your home https://t.co/dsWVAyZNmx
@taffyakner I’m not working from home this week BUT I meal prepped these delicious tuna poke bowls! (siracha mayo not pictured) https://t.co/20cSvQCmOg
@bettinamak @ourobororoboruo tysm they are like cute little children i grew (ok 2 of them) and then ate 🤗 hope that's not weird
the horniness of The Matrix Reloaded is richly meaningful
https://t.co/nxcbYzrUqQ https://t.co/rHKGagmwXx
Tax the rich!
And not on their wages, because
we’re all aware of their lil games, we know that they don’t make their money from a salary.
Be specific! Tax their capital gains.
I sometimes get younger writers asking me for advice and I feel weird and try to say something smart but I usually end up telling them to read and follow @jamiattenberg and @alexanderchee and a few other folks. https://t.co/8eCUGJwKv2
Those kids were so brave. I keep watching the videos and the main thing that stuns me is just how young and defiant they are.
Hello I am four months from publication. Pre-orders mean so much for the life of every book. Please keep my memoir - my 8th book! - in mind. https://t.co/55o7qKbctI
obsessed with Bella Hadid skipping fashion week to launch a nootropic beverage instead
fewer celebrity activists. more community involvement & mutual aid.
TRUE BLISS & PILLOWY GOODNESS https://t.co/neBr33TJVl
wondering if @vincenzolandino has tried a Cuban Negroni before? 🥃 https://t.co/2MnljmpHmB
for context I post about snacks, pretty packaging, trends, and I’m trying to build a cult around it
if you don’t get it, I can’t help you
but you can always choose to not follow
not that it needed an explanation
and I’m too tired to justify my value to anyone
this is it
the absolute audacity of this https://t.co/UlTrFGFkfb
EPISODE 35: Orange, Julius!; in which the girls talk food courts (good!), food halls (bad!), and the origin story for orange julius (batshit insane!) https://t.co/0JorwBD2pM
You can't make this shit up. https://t.co/MMQ9rV61qE
Pawpaw trees are the largest edible fruit trees native to North America. The fruit smells amazing, can't wait to eat one. I've seen them described as mango-banana-citrus in flavor. https://t.co/lStKCpD2uH
i love to pretend to have brain damage on the internet so everyone can see what a clever thinker i am https://t.co/5zgmxDXq4A
Look @ this beautiful scallion pancake breakfast @ohthatcatlady made me 🥺 https://t.co/UBJrjduXY8
y’all be scared to double text lmaoo not me ding ding tis i again
@LEBassett (don’t make this so easy for those duders sis, but thanks for the Google recs!)
I stand by the view that fashion looks with any kind of writing on them are hell and have an inescapable Forever 21 vibe
Heard that people are into bedazzled stuff today
Wrote about glitter legend @KERINROSEGOLD
https://t.co/XB2caKrodi
I get incorrectly tagged in a lot of wrong tweets but this one is going to be ... particularly bad https://t.co/LSpINPnQrJ
@bettinamak !!! Does this work with rice cookers? A 2:1 water-rice ratio always leaves the rice too gloppy in my cooker.
@bettinamak @alextypical Came here to suggest this! The baking method is also great for making big batches and freezing. Then you can have perfect brown rice from the microwave in 1 minute (like those packs from the store that are extremely expensive in unit price).
@bettinamak I have a baby variegated one that is only 1 foot tall with like 8 leaves total, so I'm always in awe of everyone's TREES. We'll get there one day. :')
@bettinamak Not to detract from the tomato stars, but your rubber tree plant is so lovely!
this morning I watched a dove slowly and determinedly walk (hop???) down the stairs to my porch, studiously taking one step at a time, until it finished the stairs and flew away, which felt like a great omen
Happy publication day, HURTS SO GOOD is out!!!
https://t.co/bWF6IOqjTe
If you're ever debating whether or not to tag a writer if you're sharing their work, please do. It's not annoying. It's nice to see people are reading our work.
Lmao thank you for the shot out in this incredible article about Hide and Seek by Imogen Heap @HarronWawker https://t.co/6iQbTlXgWc
@bettinamak Just when I had forgotten about that. #triggered
America is really not doing enough with this pandemic and that’s been made abundantly clear to me the two times I’ve traveled internationally. To fly into Spain, I had to download an app and upload my vaccination card. Once I did that, I was given a QR code.
for once i was targeted with promoted content that was SPOT ON good job robots
interactive article about the audio design of train alert sounds across the globe? complete with scroll-animated metro map lines that follow me down the page? yes.
https://t.co/0N3RzYNFAk
there is no better feeling than successfully working with your colleagues toward a common goal. I learned that from my own workplace, I learned that from this campaign, and I hope the wgae keeps that in mind as we look towards the future.
A 1916 recipe that probably meant something different back then: https://t.co/T05FUuqJLb
every day i am closer to having @jojo_pdx in my neighborhood, every day my power grows https://t.co/NrBpHQFOic
You've heard of Panic! at the Disco, now here's https://t.co/kpf9y8sgP2
name three random fandoms you are part of that aren’t in media/gaming
1. Shakey’s Pizza
2. Manual transmission vehicles
3. Pickled jalapeños
@bettinamak for you ONLY, since you are eggcellent friend :)
@bettinamak Wait see the other hand! https://t.co/aNLJ81K1HY
also broke my nail tonight - TRAGIC https://t.co/33JwalEEHh
i don’t want to post an image of me ugly happy crying but my heart is SO full - this is the first time i have twitter on my birthday & i keep going to my profile to pop those balloons. thank you so fucking much for the love, i don’t deserve you but i’ll keep you close ❤️🍷🎈 https://t.co/XlrwtGZc2M
Robbed, stabbed, underpaid & overworked.
Y'all are addicted to these delivery apps, but do you realize you're putting peoples lives at risk?
Restaurants are getting screwed by their predatory practices & customers are eating mediocre half warm food!
https://t.co/WwxncDjt01
I just burst into tears when I read that they separated her for hours from her toddler whose hearing aids were then lost. The terror of it. https://t.co/v6cfZGKlMh
New haircut! I look like a flapper who is about to get arrested for wearing slacks! https://t.co/Le1ZZUInQu
It’s a small harvest befitting a single, small plant, but many chiles are perennial in San Diego, so here’s hoping it continues to thrive and we have a proper crop next year. https://t.co/d1Ar0Bsgoa
this was the inspiration though i modified stuff https://t.co/bDhT0diq75
today on patreon: a very hack-y version of cheung fun
details: https://t.co/8WJI7VQ2bJ https://t.co/OJqCTk6J4c
Wait.
Why do so many of you think that i’m tall??????
did we ever figure out what was up with frank ocean’s green baby or no
@bettinamak @stefjacinto Get a Zojirushi it will change your life forever.
@bettinamak My mom will do mixed white/brown rice and it’s a good compromise.
My birthday is four months from today. Which of you will give me this gift? https://t.co/kGduL5ZWEM
@bettinamak Sometimes the getty or the image database scroll when you write professionally is something else 😅😅😅
i used up all my panicking about covid in the 1st 2nd AND 3rd waves and i have none left! feels good.
@bettinamak I've picked one amazing brand of brown rice and that's really helped with consistency.
When heaven hands you a menu and this is the only item! https://t.co/LYXZuXLocw
@bettinamak The only way I’ve ever made good brown rice is baking it in broth the way my mom does
Refried bean tostadas with vegan cheese and coconut yogurt 🤤 https://t.co/Ciup8QS20S
inside you there are two wolves https://t.co/svuVDDHsHE
@bettinamak i had fried green tomatoes yesterday and it really did cure all of my problems
@bettinamak Now I want to eat this and also watch that film
This year, it didn’t feel right to do our annual rundown of America’s best new restaurants. Instead we’re honoring the restaurants, people, and organizations that gave us hope with a brand-new awards list: Heads of the Table. https://t.co/twtpSo2AdH https://t.co/4IfmZ7cNli
She's an icon, she's a legend, and she IS the moment, now come on now @CharlotteERosen https://t.co/m3H8s7KWsp
@bettinamak Honestly I'd probably just reach out to Taco Bell's PR because some of these photos are so well done. https://t.co/3wfAU8V7p4
people fuss about influencers and social media stars at the met gala but nikkietutorials had by far the most tasteful look that incorporated text into their garment 😮💨 these celebs need to make like a romantic dance movie franchise and step up https://t.co/jcnk3FSWtZ
chilling after his evening walk https://t.co/QXBSnJjF8I
feels like this is about setting up a framework to seize the assets of people you declare a gang (rappers, any group of random black people, potentially entire neighborhoods)
i'm sure that won't be abused https://t.co/97rUrk8HAF https://t.co/CCK42d2o6E
*Hans Moleman voice*
I read the articles until the very end https://t.co/ihf6o2BdvF
@bettinamak (otherwise I'm pretty sad Nicki turned out to be one of those people)
@bettinamak I live for these moments tbh, so thank you for sharing
The numbers in this thread are so shocking that they would be nearly unbelievable, except that they’re coming from a pretty unimpeachable source https://t.co/HvgYb3AwAl
@kelsaywhat okay yes I’ve been waiting for a piece on this!!!
@bettinamak it's like somehow the universe is saying, this is not natural, just stick with white rice lol
Yesss.
Also, aging helps with this. https://t.co/8yPijb41XO
tiktok says there’s a serial puncher (?) who haunts the west 4th street subway station - a short, middle-aged white lady - but i can’t fine aaaaanything about her online https://t.co/nJEO7418tt https://t.co/Y1lw0AS4EB
@SaltSearSavor i have but i never did it again for some reason. will give it another shot though, thank you for the rec!
@Kaiju__Mike of course! that’s how it always ends up so good haha
@grey9192 white jasmine rice, washed a few times, measured with the finger method!
@stefjacinto just plain brown rice! the best method i have tried is the instant pot but i lowkey hate using the instant pot lol
@pandaskitchen ooh i have not! but i will try it once it's cooler out!
@joshua_eaton ah i have not used a rice cooker since i was a kid but from what i remember we did 1:1!
@joshua_eaton for white jasmine rice, i wash it 2 or 3 times and always use the finger method! https://t.co/R4kNqOMPMy
@moorehn talea, though i think it closes kind of on the early side
@ChiThukral omg yes and you must show me if you do haha
@TheThirstyWench oh yeah if you actually dig through the press section of their site they have good pics!
@TBQuarterly my contribution to the art form https://t.co/CxqC8FR8f1
@darth__mouth to be fair that is not flaw it is actually untrue
RT @estarLA: Proud to have been a part of the vetting team for @bonappetit's inaugural Heads of the Table, ft. the restaurant industry's ch…
RT @bonappetit: This year, it didn’t feel right to do our annual rundown of America’s best new restaurants. Instead we’re honoring the rest…
@ByJuliaSklar thank you!!! it's really thriving right now
@DoodlesJW haha thank you. i was really happy with how these fried!
@Manny_Castell i usually freeze a loaf of whatever sliced sourdough i can find. this is the san francisco style sourdough from trader joe's, it's pretty good
@colinkalmbacher ooh thank you for the rec! i’ll check it out
RT @mariayagoda: we are hiring for several full-time roles at @foodandwine. please share!
🌭dig content director
https://t.co/jXJYU3aliM
🌭d…
@voraciousbrain congratulations!!!! cannot wait to read it
RT @katehalliwell: to be a fly on the fucking wall https://t.co/ZER8OG03O3
@bettinamak I put a bit more water compared with white rice, and also stir it when it's "10 minutes from being fully cooked."
@bettinamak I have jasmine and basmati rice down, but as soon as brown rice is needed I become a complete novice again. It probably doesn’t help that I use a saucepan, not a rice cooker
@bettinamak I am loving this journey for you. I made Pretty Good Rice yesterday and was so damn smug with myself!
my makahiya plant made a flower! wow!! https://t.co/VE7RFy1JAv
This is the best Bettina tomato sandwich to end all Bettina tomato sandwiches https://t.co/G8lqilda1f
you ever get chicken at kfc or whatever and think that some other random person is eating the other leg of the same chicken?
@bettinamak I find it's so much trouble to clean out the Instant Pot 😂 My Zoji just keeps going every other day, it's way more manageable
Also the only brand of brown rice I eat is the Asian Taste High Fiber Medium Grain one because all the rest taste like cardboard https://t.co/nRC6wqdcPS
@bettinamak ...do you mean plain brown rice or brown rice with other stuff in it?
I use the Brown Rice setting on my Zojirushi cooker. I know no other way 😭
@bettinamak I wish I had this much control over my aesthetic
I now have a glass top desk for my MacBook and Apple Mouse and my work is shipping me a monitor and an Apple keyboard, soon I will be able to rebrand myself in hustle culture TikTok 😂
@bettinamak this is white-rice-based-culture representation (yrs, a latina who can’t crack the brown rice mystery)
@bettinamak I think it's also fair to say if they're sufficiently famous/rich/powerful, they neither know who you are nor need your assistance. Learning the concept of "parasocial relationships" has helped me navigate the online world SO MUCH BETTER lately.
ICYMI: I wrote about the history of the paparazzi photo, Britney Spears’s breakdown, and the surveillance nightmare that was the Bush years https://t.co/4Xl0RDf9Iq https://t.co/XMln2cc8qD
@bettinamak My cousin tried that and you don't want to know what happened to her friend
@bettinamak @TBQuarterly As a then vegan college student with not tons of money, the folks at our local taco bell knew my order, which wasn’t sad.
paloma & tonight’s wines https://t.co/GJEsKIRZ8l
@bettinamak Have you tried cooking it like pasta? Still rinse it but then cook it in lots of boiling water with some salt for about 25 minutes. You can try it along the way until it reaches the right doneness.
It’s a nifty trick I learned from @177MilkStreet
@bettinamak I think one of us needs to take some great shots at the Pacifica Taco Bell aka the nicest view for a fast food restaurant in America.
These strawberries are sweet, tart, and grown in my LIVING ROOM! 🤯 Never not thankful for my micro garden. 🙏🏽 https://t.co/S8dY1PDOBX
@bettinamak Does anyone make perfect brown rice, though?
@bettinamak We live in a capitalist society lean all the way in. You are not a person anymore!!! You’re a brand!!! Bettina Mak™️
@alextypical @bettinamak This is the first time I've ever heard of baking brown rice. Now I'm intrigued and gonna try it. Thanks for the tip!
@bettinamak We use the finger test way of measuring but more water for brown rice but it is never good and my kids won’t eat it. When I make brown rice there is so much grumbling in my house. 😭
@bettinamak Unfortunately I have to deal with this and giving instructions. I wrote a one page list of steps for people to follow, gave a 20 minute walk through with examples, and still someone did the wrong thing. And for once I’m not talking about when I was a teacher.
I need a Nora Ephron film where these four get stuck in an elevator https://t.co/r7lZdqnEuX
Does anyone else have this weird feeling that just…everything is wrong? Like, I was biking home and I had this awful dark feeling that I just couldn’t even recognize the world. It was terrifying.
@bettinamak You inspired me to make my own version of this for lunch but I ended up eating all the tomatoes before they could make it to the sandwich
@alextypical @bettinamak A dutch oven is on my Christmas list this year so I'll remember that tip. I can make white rice perfectly but brown rice is something that's consistently off for me so I'm excited to try this recipe! Thank you again.
@bettinamak Every time I cook with tomatoes, I think of you 😆. Is this what you want??
@bettinamak Your ability to fry to absolute golden perfection is an inspiration
@bettinamak When cooking white rice do u use the traditional Filipino finger test to measure water?
Word was being putzy, so I restarted the laptop and went for a walk. I returned to find my manager at my desk. https://t.co/AnyqpYYSzn
@bettinamak I might be able to propagate her and have two plants. 🤞🏽
I no longer want “store berries” anymore, haha.
@bettinamak The bread is gorg, the tomatoes fried to perfection, ma’am I canNOT 😩
@bettinamak if you can get it half-polished brown rice (Nijiya has it) is my favorite, tastes--and cooks--basically like white
@bettinamak Yours looks awesome and will be trying soon! If you ever get a chance, Louisiana Fish Fry Products makes a product called, well, "fish fry" that is a great substitute for flour in FGT recipes–if spiciness is a virtue.
@bettinamak I follow the cooks illustrated technique and bake it.
There’s beauty in the breakdown https://t.co/ywDBAcfygb
@stephaniequilao @bettinamak They tell you to wrap baking dish tightly with tinfoil but i find a dutch oven & lid works just as well and less wasteful.
@bettinamak @Manny_Castell We need a Trader Joe's in Canada. Wild how much we are missing on good stuff.
Aside from the fact that Peg the Patriarchy is stolen from @lunamatatas and used without Luna’s *actual* legit context (pegging is strap on sex, it has no gender), it’s such a hollow surface level appropriation and insinuates that men don’t love getting their asses fucked lmao
I’m excited to be working for the @AP elections team at Boston City Hall tonight. Let’s get it! #bospoli https://t.co/5GabPNHJPG
my sweet little pothos… is VINING!! (my last pothos died before it started doing its thing so this is a BIG 👏 DEAL👏) https://t.co/eagEgf3tGC
@bettinamak High altitude brown rice is a special kind of hell, but I finally learned how to make it work!
@bettinamak Have you ever tried the oven method? It's the only way I cook brown rice and I've found it comes out perfect every time 😊😊
@bettinamak I feel this on a molecular social media manager level.
Yesterday marked 6 months of life with Meadow 😭 I don’t understand how she was so small and now is so big?? https://t.co/lMCkhxfph4
@bettinamak I am so glad you did not associate this tweet with me
@bettinamak I used to make rice in our rice cooker using the White Rice setting (instead of the Brown Rice setting) & depending on the brand, it was almost perfect everytime.
@bettinamak That’s a skill worth bragging about! Own it all! 🍚
Do you ever feel
Like a plastic bag
Inside a plastic bag
Filled with plastic bags
@bettinamak You’re welcome! I’ve had good luck with it. Hope it works for you 🤞
@HMStiller @bettinamak And you thought puffiness from tannins were an issue.
@bettinamak These are the best fast food pics I’ve ever seen on Getty tbh
It appears that our daughter is getting into makeup https://t.co/D1dLv6h8Au
Holy moley, do I have good news. The mighty @lisatozzi is joining @RollingStone as its digital director!!!! https://t.co/pCE76CcX6i
@alex_abads and lying about his father in the hospital! Which is just sociopathic. Also I wonder if he has friends at all or he just said that to pressure her and gaslight her more effectively ("everyone I know thinks you're treating me badly" etc)
STOOD HER UP. No you do not get a call or any kind of reply, sir.
Also: Ramses is allergic to mice. So this explains why he has been sneezing this past day. https://t.co/NuAYWKxoXi
Just saw a tiny mouse try to sneak into the kitchen through a vent as wide as a piece of cardboard
Literally better dressed than any human at the Met Gala https://t.co/PhQm3KNYIo
@DEADLINE Thanks for covering this! One important correction: *every* candidate on the Solidarity Slate—all seven of us—won. Please update your story accordingly.
This is correct and accurate and good. Also: These are all *white* marriages. https://t.co/zDbf4y6YQy
This is apparently a rainbow grasshopper and it definitely looks better than anyone you know
love too make edgelord rape-joke variants accessible to thin white blonde shallow people too, truly everyone can participate in toxic masculinity if they just manifest abundance 🙏
Just like soylent green is made of people, The Patriarchy is made of willing human contributors so "haha we're going to f*** you in the ass to show you who's boss" is not materially different just bc the person saying it is thin and white and blonde and trying to be adorable
not all white feminists are White Feminists but it would be really helpful if more nice white ladies gave some thought to the incredibly adolescent and immature tropes that they're perpetuating about gender and sex bc they think it's flirty to insult cishet men and then date them
I've been wearing a lot of caps and such so I got some around-the-way girl earrings 😌 https://t.co/3P745eCzyb
The cats? Booked and busy. Daydreaming. Won't even look at you 😌💅🏼 https://t.co/XaTA6ZRuwZ
If screenwriters want a challenge: Depict a safe, secure marriage. There are almost NONE of those on TV. Life provides enough tension without having the main tension of your marriage story be that both partners are shitty people.
The worst part is that when you do find out, it turns out they're not famous for anything good https://t.co/wIcnaTzYRr
Another irritating thing is that no one in these movies ever embarks on journeys of self-discovery or does any therapy until the marriage is over. Relationships are fixable if you both actually want to improve them.
The funny thing about instagram is you'll be scrolling and stop at a media account and all of a sudden Insta user lilkrn.mochi.princessxx92 is lighting the place on fire and making points worthy of academic feminism https://t.co/d28kBzQT4B
Like, I'm genuinely not a snob. I'll watch or listen to anything if it's good and done with honesty and care. Hype and origin myths are meaningless to me. But when something is developed with *millions of dollars* in marketing and it's not even good...it's just a waste
When someone shows up in the TL enough I finally sigh and go find out who they are, and then basically they turn out to be some entertainment executive's coke-fueled fever dream of what Americans want. And we decide pretty much for the whole world. It's awful.
The Machine Gun Kelly/Jack Harlow white rapper thing...you want no part of this. It's just not that good. Ad d i s o n Rae is a young white woman who dances barely completely on TikTok, where Black creators are actually geniuses. There is no gatekeeping for fame any more
Wait. Why is the discourse always about how Republicans "have to appeal to their base" and yet Democrats "have to prove they can govern for everybody?"
Journalists, please interrogate these assumptions you hear from Republican sources who may be using you to amplify them. https://t.co/fikwtdrPT8
We NEED to talk about Rihanna's look
I think we can all agree that Hailey Bieber
We are gagging for this serve!👏👏👏
Emma Raducanu just shut this whole thing down 🔥
the social media manager: https://t.co/81IddEk0nn
@bigblackjacobin He understood the assignment at the Met Gala https://t.co/fQeaPluYXS
i have a shrink appointment in 12 minutes and i feel like my current exuberance is really gonna throw her off
This thread is remarkable - in part because typically black and brown journalists are the ones forced to speak up here. Can't imagine statistics at any of the major journalistic institutions would look much better... https://t.co/tm2NxT6L4M
remembering the town hall where @joshgondelman explained why he’s a tv writer who supports digital media organizing by saying, “i may be a dipshit but i’m not a dumbass” 😭 that’s OUR elected union leader!!
@hamiltonnolan congrats on the big win. when do you expect the the WGAE council to pass its ban on members setting stories in Baltimore
The greatest trick that Apple ever pulled was convincing the world that minor iterative advances to its long-established product lines merit celebration and/or intense scrutiny
WGAE MEMBERS: today is the last day to vote in our council election! You have until 5PM ET to vote for the Solidarity Slate to keep our union robust, inclusive, and pro-organizing! Ballot instructions are in your email or dm with any questions ❤️ https://t.co/WEQK8ZU17o
an enormous thank you to all my WGAE pals who voted for the solidarity slate and welcome to all the new council members, this is absolutely a union that fights for *all* its members and I can't wait to get to work https://t.co/QNDtUnFapN
How dope is my kid? While I was at a concert he made some Halloween stairs. https://t.co/EhEsSfp6cw
my favourite comedian has passed away. there are so many norm bits that i could post, but i think about this one all the time. a man blessed with a delivery capable of making an obituary funny, but also this uniquely disarming, impossibly affecting quality. peace out, king https://t.co/THEJU63ZIC
i’d basically been vibrating with happiness for the past 24 hours AND THEN MY BF ALSO GOT ME THE GANDALF BUILDABEAR??? SOS I AM APPROACHING DANGEROUS LEVELS OF JOY!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/LY3bPTwBMn
Y’all Not seeking therapy, that’s for sure https://t.co/VXfcN8cKpw
writing 'giving people money reduces poverty' on a napkin, signing my name and nominating myself for a nobel prize https://t.co/CEnXuxsGWe
no matter what happens we still have another labor-management meeting tomorrow, another call begging management to extend healthcare for laid off parents during a pandemic. whoever sits on our council, we workers still have to take care of each other, and that’s how we win 🥲
This is a big deal, not just because the Solidarity Slate is comprised of some truly great leaders, but because it sends a clear signal that union writers, editors, and media workers want to keep organizing. Congrats to @GrimKim, @hamiltonnolan, Sara and everyone, and godspeed https://t.co/rhxs2yXOFj
well The WGAE is proof you CAN do cocaine and still get elected. Congrats to @joshgondelman
For those that have not figured out that Washington is now in 8th place and that LA is also in play for the 8th spot along with NY. A Read. #WNBA https://t.co/Z9Sl3F4yjL
The piñata de Flamin' Hot Cheetos 😭 https://t.co/HiLz43dbDC
oh my, would u look at the time
12
11 ^ 1
10 | 2
9 ⊙----> eating nutella with a spoon o'clock
8 4
7 5
6.
I WAS NOOTING FOR YOU
WE WERE ALL NOOTING FOR YOU https://t.co/jqbYnZtCIz
Thank you to all the @WGAEast members who voted. The whole Solidarity Slate won. Solidarity lives. All in together now.
Simone talks about how delaying the 2020 Olympics games meant she had to extend her training a full year which only reminded her of the trauma and abuse she endured, coupled with not being able to have her family with her in Tokyo for support.
Moving back to Liverpool with IMMEDIATE effect I can’t do this anymore!!!!!! https://t.co/l1e6LcEWCS
"when you read words so empty of anything but tricks, you are humiliated." was so cathartic to have all the frustration and dissatisfaction i'd felt around work and creative endeavour articulated like that. his explanation made total sense to me, i found it bizarrely invigorating
At this point I’m tired of watching y’all have the same conversations every 30-60 days.
@AdamSerwer Rizzo’s shadow still stains the city. I hope the family is able to find some peace in this at least https://t.co/mjzQBUr7Ak
@nbcsnl you fired him for saying fuck, so do that, all the way off
much love to mike patton and other artists, athletes, etc putting their mental health first https://t.co/T8Mi8CqM1U
Anyways I’ve broken my rule of not having feelings about AOC enough what else is happening what are y’all having for lunch!
Strong, thoughtful case for ousting Greg Abbott from Dan Crenshaw https://t.co/96v88aCQGB
i often feel that, in actual practice, my most radical policy position is “cities should be for people first and cars last”
Waiting for someone to prescribe me some “be good at your job” pills
this joy is truly such a foreign feeling? this must be what third way fuckers feel like 90% of the time
Incredible Wayne Diamond caption today https://t.co/YABkeqnAZO
“WE MAKE BODY IMAGE ISSUES WORSE FOR 1 IN 3 TEEN GIRLS.” That’s a document that Facebook employees shared internally, summarizing research about teen girls who experience these issues
By me, @JeffHorwitz + @dseetharaman https://t.co/qF1wsZpXns
because I'm a journalist and it's literally my job... https://t.co/6q9ZML0PJU
Yet again, these gymnasts are standing up, recounting their trauma in front of the world, and demanding answers and accountability. I can’t imagine the strength it takes to do that over and over. https://t.co/lrc984yXVD
When the tracking number is DHL https://t.co/McV0UilI6R
I liked Kim's outfit lol
She is one of our most impactful cultural exports as a nation, and the natural culmination of all of our specifically American isms. She didn't need to dress up, or even be seen, her very presence is on theme.
aoc’s dress was corny but some of you need to understand the difference between a $174,000 annual salary and jeff bezos
I have spent like $80 on pillows for my dog to sleep on and her favorite thing to rest her head on is an Anker portable battery
to Nicki it is just a tweet but to a few thousand people who have a terrible brain disease resulting in a terminal addiction to this website it has the power to derail entire days, possibly weeks
I love and know a lot about fashion and don't rly get to write abt it very often so found this fun!
blogged a little abt the fashions, including Rebecca Hall's kinkiest matron on the Mayflower look, Billie's Marilyn moment and simply: Iman https://t.co/K58fs78Tql
I’m super shocked that someone who wrote a guide about how to be the “Black friend” to white people would take this position lol https://t.co/925SXMyEYF
Simone Biles breaks down in tears as she testifies in front of Congress about the FBI's role in investigating the abuse by USA Gymnastics team doctor Larry Nassar.
Simone Biles asks Congress to have the former members of the FBI be federally prosecuted for their mishandling of the investigation.
Here's a recap of what the IG report found about the FBI covering up info, making false statements, lying in paperwork.
https://t.co/8NGYOOfLAS
Aly Raisman says the FBI "willingly" disregarded their accounts of abuse.
For context, the head of the FBI's Indianapolis office at the time had applied for a job with the Olympic Committee while the FBI was aware of the allegations against Nassar, according to the IG report.
Simone made an appearance at the VMAs Sunday, the Met Gala Monday, and now she is in DC recapping her account of sexual abuse in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee.
Wow thanks @fmanjoo, since you deleted the original post and left my reply just hanging there without any context, people are going to get the impression that this is a strange thing to say https://t.co/TeKOKwtbdN
Wrote this a year ago! Happy birthday to Rami and also to me, since I did all the work https://t.co/t1U62ED0Di https://t.co/Rww9PiOmuw
Belated condolences to @igorbobic on his wedding in Trinidad being called off. Pretty shocked his fiancee did this so suddenly only weeks before the wedding but hope Igor can bounce back.
Glenn Greenwald, Bossip author https://t.co/IThryluH6A
writing on the dress but I didn't mention my fave bit of info about this .... the designer is dating a billionaire heir
oh so it's a CRIME to celebrate halloween season??? https://t.co/qW8dZX5V2F
I don’t know about y’all, but I don’t have any more passwords left in me.
i dislike most of the dialogue in this film, but this legit had me in stitches https://t.co/rWKXMasRQ1
You'd think. But as so often happened in the WoT, they didn't. This is just the first time they had a ton of Western corros accessing the site. Grand majority of hits were outside of major cities with little access. https://t.co/8pbiHUp87g
If you haven't voted in the WGAE election, please take some time to do so before today's deadline. Me and my friends on the Solidarity Slate would very much appreciate it https://t.co/1UJ5fzZIme
I believe this is all that sally rooney’s latest novel has to say about new york city https://t.co/JLwNh5iwfq
AOC where was your dress to confront the REAL threat to this nation’s safety and stability? https://t.co/MnsI7UtFkQ
I've seen enough. The digital writers of the WGA East are the governor of California now. Screenwriter curfew is sundown (Eastern time) and you will take public transit to the camps.
love the idea that this is an organized marketing campaign of some kind and not just a media writer pitching something random people are talking about in their morning meeting because that's the job. nope Warner Bros are paying me. I'm in Michigan J Frog's pocket
when a thing from the past is relevant to a thing in the present that people are talking about, we are more likely to look back at that past thing and write about it. hope this clears things things up for folks
yup! that is how digital media works. https://t.co/touQZDjyXc
dan levy understood the assignment https://t.co/IT5bq5btNU
In the Heights AND West Side Story Discourse™️ in the same calendar year? How much can one person take 😰
If someone had asked me whether I would live to see someone do buckle up voice about *Jesus* I would have said no https://t.co/fDCY1px4QU
Life imitates art https://t.co/tmm7or8xj2 https://t.co/idYndWOMzZ
I feel like I’m one of only three people who like this dress. But I stand firm in the faith of my convictions. https://t.co/kWc5EqsKYR
apparently it has been there for a really long time because it has, in our electricians words, "a nice fuckin' setup"
it also hissed at him.
We are thrilled and delighted to announced that @magicmolly, @AlexandraJacobs and @JenLouiseWilson will all be taking on new roles at @nytimesbooks. Please join us in welcoming these brilliant minds -- and all the book smarts they'll bring -- to our pages. https://t.co/mqkHeMUz2X
not shocked to hear stories like this. i remember meeting one of my first male comedy heroes, he got me a drink and another female comic made a beeline to me and was like “don’t drink anything he ever gives you” and i was like, so comedy is just cool with open secrets like this? https://t.co/oERM9GeBlw
not all of trinidad and tobago coming together to say “now ms nicki, WE did some research” https://t.co/WplwGMmGw8
I'll also be at TWT, speaking on two panels. Confirms coming soon. https://t.co/ZLHQZ8V5Aw
@daraobriain For sale. Wedding pants. Slightly stretched.
Honestly not enough discourse around this, what’s the point of having a billionaire baby daddy if he can’t fast track your USCIS application processes https://t.co/Hx2wENKWrZ
174k is over 14k a month what are y’all talking about that being attainable for the average person when most people barely make 2k a month??
For a group who are supposed to be advocates for the working class, professional leftists sure do spend a lot of time defending the ruling class lol
For too long Palestinian voices have been silenced. The Nation is proud to have brought Mohammed el-Kurd on as Palestine correspondent. https://t.co/6gkdNtYG7l
Just heard the sentence, "Allyship means companies ultimately get the best out of me” from someone described as a Diversity, Equity and Inclusion veteran. When I tell you that DEI is missing the entirety of the point.
@AyoCaesar Gonna get some fire material for your book at least
I am absolutely devastated about Norm Macdonald. Norm had the most unique comedic voice I have ever encountered and he was so relentlessly and uncompromisingly funny. I will never laugh that hard again. I'm so sad for all of us today.
to be honest it's my dream to go to the met gala in a masc struggle look and ultimately get shown up by femmes
We've been trying to coax the cats into this since we bought it six months ago and we finally won the war of attrition by putting one of my old hoodies in it https://t.co/5PVj3HV9tY
"Would you like to start a ballet company with me?"
"Is it supposed to end in death?"
"Yes."
"I'm out." https://t.co/PDrCu3FK4B
@thedalstonyears @guardiang2 The sensitivity and sympathy with which you handled this is excellent!
I would be so much more financially solvent if @journoresources accepted job ads with no salaries. We don't, because they're wrong. But, still, love to see the ads we turn down listed everywhere else 🙃
It just keeps getting worse on here, y'all are gonna force me to actually log off and be productive, and I hate this for me
I know Tim Cook is SHAKING that AOC's Chick-fil-A dress completely messed up his social media traction today 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
breaking a longstanding personal commitment to never tweeting about a celebrity death to say: fuck
The value we put on romantic relationships, over other kinds of relationships, keeps many people in unfulfilled spaces.
april: it must be hot up there, how is he comfortable?
me: we have a massive exhaust fan, it's probably the coolest room in the house.
When I first started talking to scientists inside India's top agency last year, some of them described feeling "powerless" against a government portraying India's Covid-19 crisis as less severe.
And oh boy, it's come full circle a year later.
https://t.co/LlcUtnmD9o
hearing my wife on the phone repeat "yes, we have a raccoon in our attic, can you help us?" over and over has me laughing my ass off.
I called Rihanna's look fabulous last night, here's why:
It's a love letter to Black American Fashion History.
#MetGala2021
#YvesFashionReadDown https://t.co/NbKZD56evG https://t.co/xSCcsvwB0j
I'm really proud of the campaign that the Solidarity Slate ran and heartened by the support from WGAE membership. And, of course, I am honored and excited to get to serve our members for another two years! https://t.co/AAWR6OAGtK
if i do something dumb i expect my friends to defend me as vociferously as glenn greenwald defends his. full on "the most loathed people in america, the lowest of dogs, are mocking a brave truth teller because she sequentially burned both hands on the 7/11 hot dog roller" stuff
Tired of reminding people of all of Nelly's allegations.
@BrandyLJensen "she died defending one of her core cultural values that no preening, moralizing blue check journo ensconced in their coastal cities could ever understand - eating a hot sausage po boy while driving"
BREAKING: Apple reveals the new idress #AppleEvent https://t.co/a4ldV9VA0A
How can one be profitable in this market, it so fucking hard?
Nancy: https://t.co/kDm8YeUsUL
Norm MacDonald was a true GOAT. As a comic, as a talk show guest. A true original. He tweeted this to me as my dad was dying from cancer in 2014, “I’m just an idiot, Laurie but I found when I embraced the pain as tightly as I could it became love. I pray for you.” RIP Norm. 🇨🇦
And yet, no one was injured. The people were dead, never to return. The crimes are vandalism, burglary, and, I suppose, desecrating corpses. @zoltan_istvan https://t.co/hUbWwReoi2
Bioengineers have built a smaller CRISPR molecule for DNA editing. Its small size should make it easier to deliver into human cells, tissues, and the body for gene therapy...
https://t.co/fiD6BWdAn4
Lazy and corrupt corporate "journalists" should take notes here and learn what real reporting is: sweating through your blazer while haranguing undergrads through a loudspeaker on a Connecticut street corner
https://t.co/MFtTrj4JjM
Ok folks. Here’s the last update. What a ride.
It wasn’t a raccoon it was a possum. And more importantly….it wasn’t crab legs. Everyone is safe. https://t.co/ugRWlpDsDd
Kurt Cobain was once a roadie with her band.
Her band members would later join Soundgarden and Pearl Jam...
Yeaaaaah... I'm tired of the historical revisionism shit... Tina needs her flowers for sure. https://t.co/7UFMz29yEY
the fun thing of course is that as far as i can tell there is no amount of parking you can build that will satisfy calls for more parking.
i buy this in principle but a few funerals in - parents and grandparents - that last viewing is not at all how they looked and i wonder how many people regret that last look into the uncanny valley as much as i sometimes do https://t.co/U0KANi4Drv
the way vaccinations are creating a whole new dimension to the term problematic fave https://t.co/neWXHA7c5Q
👀 Sens. Blumenthal & Blackburn say they "are in touch with a Facebook whistleblower and will use every resource at our disposal to investigate what Facebook knew and when they knew" about WSJ findings https://t.co/JT6JCh6ju4
Just realized that by being half deaf I am actually a trendsetter as many of my friends will lose their hearing as they get older and I am way ahead!!!!!
if you edit book reviews, and you get in a piece that says "look how wonderful the sentences are" and subsequently quotes a completely normal or actively bad sentence...do you not notice that the sentences are bad, or do you feel you have to let the reviewer express their truth?
This video speaks volumes about the oversupply in China's housing market. 15 tower blocks in Kunming 昆明, the capital of Yunnan province, were demolished last month after sitting unfinished for eight years. https://t.co/UEMEJUqt8b
Two years ago I was going through a hard time so my uncle started sending me a “good morning, we love you” text every day. Today was the first day he missed it - he had food poisoning and he’ll be completely fine thank god. Never going to take that text for granted again.
Battling cancer for 9 years without telling anyone is the most Norm Macdonald shit ever.
Thank you to everyone for the very kind wishes and congratulations today. I may have become a bit overwhelmed and am terribly awkward when people say nice things to me, but I truly appreciate it! 🤗
love the idea of having some notes on Jesus https://t.co/laswmMslmC
Theme music is ground level vaporwave https://t.co/MfW7l6xh22
we’re getting as many appointments as possible but this calendar invite sent me https://t.co/por3RjrlDI
asshole is ruining our workplace’s OSHA compliance https://t.co/alX2ygP7Rp
@edzitron it’s insane. only a matter of time til his correspondent from Brazil gets involved
You’re telling me that Elon's been openly lobbying to protect H-1B and H-4 visas for his workforce and then looked at his partner and said...baby you're on your own
Remy over drill beats...I'm intrigued...one thing's for certain, if there's anyone I'm gonna believe when they're talking gun play, it's her 😭
I feel the same about the last battle as well. https://t.co/KmeVsnS43A
I’m pivoting to the other end of late stage capitalism…Apple products!!!! https://t.co/3Bdb28Fkqm
@_ShamGod okay I sometimes thought her being Canadian was a hallucination I had lol appreciate the confirmation in this way 😭
I still can't thank all of you enough for helping to boost. ❤ God bless you
In case y'all cared to know, the folks that were arrested for protesting at the MET Gala only just got out a few minutes ago.
Tis the season, @giantpoppywatch https://t.co/EaZG3iEaux
So if I'm following correctly, VCs spent hundreds of millions of dollars to build a platform to listen to themselves talk. Average users didn't want to listen for long, and now it's became a phantom ship propelled only by waning inertia and its vast reams of cash https://t.co/RClXDrnQYa
All of that being said, the @NewYorker’s website has, over the past 5 years, published a comparably impressive array of diverse bylines, easily eclipsing the print mag in terms of representation and inclusivity.
Norm Macdonald is the reason I'm a writer. There's not a second reason. I studied him growing up. He got me my first job. I'm crushed. Rest in peace to the best comedian on earth.
wait now i can say im an award winning author and thats true. wild
AOC has everyone repeating “tax the rich” today and people are confused why she went?
Absolutely I am monetizing the copious media industry gossip I have https://t.co/kXDafIXF2N
Beijing Haidian District Court published the verdict of Xianzi suing Zhu Jun’s case on Weibo just now. They dismissed all Xianzi’s claims. https://t.co/vZeFPBFvNj
@ashleyfeinberg Conor's entire political philosophy is grounded in not understanding actual human behavior https://t.co/bHex1Gtszq
Too many of you feel entitled to access to women who you find attractive. Completely ignoring boundaries. Completely unconcerned about how unnerving it is for us to have our personal space violated.
give me a theme and I will commit honey #MetGala2021 https://t.co/xNFdc3oFdv
Yes, the whole "You hate capitalism but participate in it" argument is BS. No arguments here.
But it's absolutely OK to draw some lines somewhere. And I think a U.S. representative casually ascending into the celebrity class while cosplaying socialism can be one of those lines.
This idea that it’s intrusive to ask employees to either be vaccinated or tested is laughable given that most of us had to literally pee in cups before we could accept the job offer.
"it's got a lot of them snow crabs, they're stickin up in the air"
this is the shit they don't tell you about before you move to the suburbs.
Love how whenever I go back on a high protein diet I'm way more stuffed on fewer calories than when I otherwise would be eating bread and cheese.
I'm sure his crew is telling him to adjust course now. Might be too late tho. The song that I think would really get him back on the level...Ja is on the hook and Jada already used last time 😭 (New York) https://t.co/TRAaxGVUIC
*Eric Andre voice* was it pegging the patriarchy when your great-grandfather invented the Black and Tans
moral of the story: see something, say something. when you live outside of a city, there are critters who will invade your space. please do your best to find a humane solution.
We have. But black arts journals don't really get Cartier ad buys. They certainly don't get folded into a larger global media company to subsidize their bottom line. https://t.co/VrlJFyZVRE
......... my soul just cringed MY SOUL just caved in a my BODY https://t.co/vr0jmnX8Tp
@NICKIMINAJ Hi Nicki! Big fan, down to hang on IG anytime. But I think you meant @piersmorgan, who sucks, I agree
they should do a video game met gala. and also invite me to that one.
wait until sally hears about the steam heat radiator pipes https://t.co/KjBLUjUDdB
I always knew that Norm MacDonald was funny, and funny in ways that other comics weren't or couldn't be, but he also shaped to a great extent what I think a funny thing even is. It wasn't just new kinds of jokes or whatever, the approach and perspective was so totally new to me.
if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you https://t.co/HipZ9Opjw8
You know, part of me hoped he’d be recalled and it would be a mid-career Nixon-style setback that would make him further hone his instrument, and come back more powerful than before. But hey, chalk another one up for the Gav. This round’s on me, player. https://t.co/w2ln9XFXbS
@tom_usher_ left 🤝 centre 🤝 right:
"pls someone notice me @ ninky minjaj"
every arts org, every LGBTQ nonprofit, every everything https://t.co/zc2mUiKjzZ
If you’re a WGAE member and haven’t voted yet, there’s still time—the “polls” close at 5pm ET. Please take the two seconds to vote for me and the Solidarity Slate, so we can keep fighting for every single one of our members and make sure no one is left out https://t.co/xoWiDzYbrd
ballsgate news cycle would not have lasted three whole days in the previous administration. bless this
yall i was not online last night (and that's fine cause those met gala fits were underwhelming) but you should've heard the cackle I let out when I saw A0C's dress 💀
“Come on be my baby tonight
Come on be my baby tonight”
I’m this old 😂😂 https://t.co/a8KU8R71TY
By the way, all of this information is public & anyone who wishes to can do their own research into the data. I encourage everyone to explore the @NewYorker’s diversity ratios, as well as those of other influential publications.
Y'all know @roywoodjr is one of the best, right? Like, we can all agree?
@MEPFuller Fuller. Not appropriate in this day and age! My heart stopped
fran really bout to leave me to go raise goats and start a christmas tree farm. https://t.co/oawMKrkv2S
Is this Hillary Clinton’s burner? https://t.co/miH4uPkcmM
@abolitionistfem @RAPPcampaign @NYSDOCCS @CiCiAdams_ love to you all & ty for your much needed & timely reporting @CiCiAdams_ !!!
what i cant believe is women said they'd be ok with a strange man coming to their doorstep and basically asking to be let in. what you told us is you don't get approached at all. not an indictment in itself but how sad you let your loneliness or awkwardness cloud your judgment
RT @schlemieli: Read this article by outstanding journalist & dear friend @CiCiAdams_ highlighting the fight for clean water in upstate pr…
@MizzTX @_jukeSbox Ooo I haven’t even tried the Mac and cheese yet! But the Buffalo chicken sandwich was *chef’s kiss*
RT @DwayneDavidPaul: "He awaits you wherever there is need, not comfort; wherever service rules, not power; wherever incarnation, not self-…
RT @abolitionistfem: Love and care to @RAPPcampaign's Donna Robinson for sharing her daughter's story and the despicable conditions inside…
RT @abolitionistfem: “It has a muddy taste + a foul odor. They didn’t have much bottled water in the commissar...My daughter said her urine…
RT @KaepernickPub: Our first title, #AbolitionForThePeople, hits shelves on 10/12! Pre-order at https://t.co/j0fDxoJJI6.
Edited by @Kaep…
I am not a vegan by any stretch of the imagination, but @_jukeSbox put me on to Spiral Diner in Dallas and it’s the best vegan food I’ve ever had. I’m obsessed. It has a hold on ya girl!
.@survivepunishNY is advocating for the folks inside, and demanding @NYSDOCCS restore clean water and implement safety measures to protect against COVID. https://t.co/5jMB2fzYoS
SCOOP: Women at Bedford Hills & Taconic Correctional Facilities in NY say the water has been "contaminated" since at least Hurricane Ida.
Dozens of women have gotten sick from the water, but are being denied medical attention, they say.(@NBCNews/@NBCBLK)
https://t.co/znGONbaIfA
@__BHB__ Oh yes! Community isn’t simply being around people. Community is intentional, requires safety, mutual care, and there’s a measure of communal responsibility
@courtgarrettco I clicked the video, realized it was a ponytail, and clicked right out of it lol
RT @courtgarrettco: so, here’s my first blog post.
read it if you’re in the mood. share wit’cha cousins n’em if you feel moved to. subscri…
RT @WrittenByHanna: For @essence I wrote about The Activist lol
https://t.co/YAm9mM94kO
This. Not to mention, undervaluing our platonic relationships leads to unrealistic expectations of romantic partners. You’re meant to be loved fully, collectively by different people, one person can’t be your everything. https://t.co/UlLdrPwMJg
RT @aaronlmorrison: She's saying the quiet part out loud, here. SO MANY Black folks have said it before her. Still, it's a good thread.
@BienSur_JeTaime And so he was gonna pretend to flirt with her, force his way into her home, and take the phone? This lie is no much better than the truth lol
@BienSur_JeTaime This dude in the red headband looks and sounds like a whole dummy lol “wowww! This makes so much sense!” Like, no it dont! 😂😂
RT @DragonflyJonez: That N*cki tweet is hilarious but *that's* the research the "Im still researching it" crowd does. Nevermind 170M vaccin…
Read this thread. Not only does it explore the racism and whiteness of media, but highlights the importance of archivists.
“decent white people are really the bedrock upon which passive racism maintains its grip on media mastheads & editorial departments.” https://t.co/c6VMtIiBbd
RT @Imani_Barbarin: I have been thinking about this for months… the point at which white people think they’ve been liberated and how they p…
RT @_pem_pem: i would honestly be less mad if AOC just showed up in like a normal outfit lol. it's the hollow insistence that she's doing s…
RT @_ShamGod: Rihanna openly claiming a man for the first time since ‘09 and it’s…I’m sick
“Outrage is the natural response to the mass murder of 9/11. But media should not be glibly encouraging retaliatory violence w/o remembering that US retaliation has killed innocent civilians abroad, violated intl law & done little to make us safer.”
https://t.co/DJGAwVYBRI
Capitalism eviscerates even the purest of politics. https://t.co/tX26VJyVzU
The video of that man going to the woman’s apartment to get her number is terrifying.
Men in the replies blaming her a million ways and dissecting her response to the creeper is only proof that they hate women and don’t care about our safety. Their allegiance is to other men.
RT @CDCgov: FACT: You should get vaccinated against #COVID19 if you’re trying to get pregnant now or in the future. No evidence to date sho…
@CiCiAdams_ Oooh I love this.
"You're meant to be loved fully, collectively by different people."
So so true.
@CiCiAdams_ Right like in what way does a home invasion look better than you just being a creep?
Vanessa has been granted parole!!!! After almost 35 years inside, she’s coming home!!! Thank you @RAPPcampaign @paroleprepny @laurawhitehorn
Just received word from @ChiPublicHealth that as of last week, of the 65,000 people who attended Market Days or associated events, there were 165 that tested positive for COVID-19. @MarketDaysCHI was held a week after @lollapalooza which had 203 cases out of 385,000 attendees.
@CiCiAdams_ @_jukeSbox Everything ain’t great but them nachos and that cookies and cream shake?! CRACK.
I ordered a batch of Mac and cheese for the holidays bc my mom went plant based and everyone killed it. Along with my very dairy mac and cheese
One of them takes her man everywhere. https://t.co/c5qopTkeVv
The most calm angry man in the history of R&B … just on one song. https://t.co/YzTEnhA20B
I am thrilled for @AlexandraJacobs — and for all readers of @nytimes literary criticism — that she has been named a new critic for @nytimesbooks!!
Alexandra is a very big thinker + a wry, stylish writer whose knowledge of high culture and pop culture is perhaps unmatched. 📚🧐
norm macdonald had a throwaway one-liner on weekend update that i still think about once a day
"at number one on the billboard charts this week ... better than ezra ..."
[stares straight at camera]
"at number two ... EZRA"
Been on here for like 10 years [too terrible to be a flex]. Discourse is recycled every 2-3 years. But there does seem to be a breakthrough in thought now which feels generative
lol just saw that the closing argument of one of the leading non-Larry Elder GOP replacement candidates was literally "vote no on Newsom, he spent money running a campaign [we forced him to run with our dumb recall] instead of spending it on the children" https://t.co/5SO4VlCmLm
Oh, you want the Met Gala news cycle to end? You want to go back to discussing horse dewormer and the Taliban? Be my guest, I'm gonna look at party photos with Getty Images tags on them.
Probably one of my most hated Met Gala looks of all time entirely because of the message on the back, which was silly and reductive! https://t.co/FGNQ5ItVPE
We have obtained the charging document. Here's what the workers are accusing the company of.
-Threatening employees
-Telling them not to discuss investigations of working conditions
-Enforced broad social media policy
-Surveilled workers
https://t.co/oUONaMEZXo https://t.co/i1aZlybHQz
thread/please RT: I would like to offer regular paid freelance work at @viceworldnews to displaced Afghan journalists in the UK and/or Europe (1/4)
I'm allocating a certain amount of our editorial budget to help support people who worked as journalists in Afghanistan but have recently been forced to leave following the Taliban's takeover of power (2/4)
I keep getting emails about publication dates being pushed back because of printer capacity issues. This is no joke and will likely become a shit show by the holidays.
okay sorry to the vaccine but this is completely iconic https://t.co/ZCv7Yv6wG2
I understand that people’s bags are tied up in celebrating representation and excellence and always engaging in “dialogue” but the tide is turning and people are fed up, poor, and don’t see a future where they survive. This superficial nonsense isn’t going to last lol
Nothing more pathetic than seeing British journos desperately tag Nicki Minaj into their terrible tweets in the vain hope she will beef with them to her millions of followers
this thread (by my former supervisor!) is amazing. https://t.co/iKciTmIb1H
another good WSJ story
this is really where @brianboland's public statements about Facebook's willingness to examine itself seem to ring true. Some internal research is conducted, never really sees the light of day unless journalists dig it up. https://t.co/0RiCHbEdNn
lol at least this was the most on theme met gala outfit for "in america" in that it is vulgar, performative, overly literal and annoying
https://t.co/E12H5D9apD
She also stays tweeting so what does this even mean 😂 she has an actual job https://t.co/yKtJg3GMML
also, i can take or leave AOC as much as any other politician (i think becoming a politician in the first place is a already a loss), but there is a weird meeting point between people thinking she's supposed to save them & her thinking she can actually save them & no one is happy
Another reason why u should only stan Jesus Christ our saviour
presented without comment https://t.co/y5qKOERMP9 https://t.co/3CXjQ60rvj
Can't wait to outlaw screenwriting, all characters on network dramas must now read sentences copied from blog posts, sorry David Simon but that's the law now
@KerriLendo I also had this experience working with him. thanks for saying something. I've been feeling weird about it all day.
Poets, especially Asian American female poets, don't dream about being on the Time 100 List. But it happened and I'm on the cover. https://t.co/eCzj3jEl2a
to be clear and intentional, i stand in complete solidarity with @JennMJacksonPhD, not only because i believe in academic freedom but because they are correct to point out the history of racialized violence that is the foundation of US politics.
Celebrating my half-birthday which is all I have left since my therapist extended her vacation
frustrated (but not surprised, of course) to see the way protesters were treated outside of last night's gala by police who -- it seems, among other things -- wanted to make it so that the people inside didn't have to think about the presence of protesters outside.
First writers room today, let's chase these dreams or whatever https://t.co/prUmy0MzIR
There’s one thing I want to add to the black editor discussion. (Well, many things but we’ll settle for one rn.) It’s not enough to have a black editor in a decision-making position for representation’s sake. They actually have to be empowered to make decisions of consequence.
holy SHIT I never thought I'd see an elected official imply that children deserved to die because they're fat. https://t.co/vHxD6bHbGW
If you are interested to know how I'm even aware of who these kids are and their organizing work in the first place...it was my baby brother who made me aware of these young radicals fighting for a better future.
Because community isn't just rhetoric for me. That's all.
I'm sharing because these vids are publicly available. For more information please follow @/nahrebel on Instagram and engage with them and their comrade's work directly. https://t.co/2tyeC1tQPx
hearing about undergraduates being encouraged to write “personal essays” about mental health and i would just like to say that any teacher who gives such an assignment should be professionally reprimanded and, if they persist, fired for malpractice
Flirting is exercise and good for the soul and the spirit. Invigorating. Who doesn't love a frisson, a back and forth, an exchange taut with possibility, a possibility that is the pleasure itself, the satisfaction itself
WHERE WOULD I BE WITHOUT MY BABYYYYYYY
Me rapping every word of Put It On Me always and forever #VERZUZ https://t.co/GmXo0obxYO
So, I guess New York is back. Not a good time to have a baby that started crawling before you thought he would start crawling.
If you haven’t seen a super hot 39 year old woman you clearly don’t hang out at the prospect park farmers market https://t.co/uRJO1bdm3I
wrote some advice about what you can and can’t make people do https://t.co/TjQzTJqkGx
In 2008 I won a stand-up contest at the WPB improv & got to open for Norm Macdonald. I was so nervous but he was unbelievably nice, hysterical & encouraging. He joked with everyone in the green room & offered punch ups & advice. It was incredible. We lost a real legend today. https://t.co/daXR2181Hj
Be it on screen or on page, you know I will give the gurls a handsome man. They deserve
Wow can't believe I'm almost 4 years into living in NYC! This flew by faster than undergrad
remember when you guys were crying yesterday about people calling him a stalker saying it was a reach https://t.co/YpkOVYicAd
My mom is a saint but she just told me she made cacio e pepe tonight for the first time and used “Italian blend” bagged cheese instead of parm or Grana or pecorino and I want you to know this is what I overcame to become a good cook
I think about these two and a half pages from Norm Macdonald’s book constantly. When I reviewed it, I wrote that they would “make for a fine eulogy”—and I swear I didn’t mean anything by it. But they do. https://t.co/vxLRAd2OeP
you can read one article about the cia’s role in the creation of ‘abstract art’/‘art for art’s sake,’ and everything about the uninspiring & tepid-at-best ‘political art’ that is being forced down our throats in the contemporary moment begins to make perfect sense lol
@TimHerrera @jacqbryant That’s five times how much I made at my staff job lol this industry is so cool
@jacqbryant @TimHerrera Man, I’m fairly seasoned by now with almost two decades of experience and *I* feel inadequate as hell seeing numbers like that!
You cannot still be researching the vaccine! It has been available for almost a year! I just need this stupid year to be over. I’ve had it.
they asked me to film a reaction video and I INSISTED on slowly producing a crystal egg from my mouth with not a word of explanation … I knew they would never use it but understand that it exists
I’ve written and deleted this several times, but sometimes it’s really apparent when people have never been in an environment where defending their critical reasoning/analysis is the norm.
it was harron’s bday last night 🥰💕 https://t.co/zDF82fmy2C
our guy pat who is working on the bathroom just got here. i told him the story about the raccoon and his first question was "where the fuck did it get the crab lets from?"
GREAT QUESTION PAT
Norm was not only the funniest comedian to ever live. He was my first comedy hero, he was my first boss, he was my friend. With the exception of my wife, I’ve probably spent more hours with him than anyone else over the last decade. He taught me everything I know about comedy. https://t.co/DAQMlMGXgN
here’s @DangerBrooks on Norm https://t.co/gbfG1MbOAB
Tried looking at an apartment in the neighborhood and the broker sent out a mass email warning that there was a great deal of interest, and anyone attending the open house should be prepared for a line out the door. Also, applicants should be prepared to share the following: https://t.co/McC2CjHqFA
thank you to @leahfinnegan and @BrandyLJensen for allowing me to assume my final form
It’s somewhere in there. It’s very spacious tbh. https://t.co/M9gDB3xN3o
we think kris will be here around 2pm ET fyi https://t.co/Sj8RhZ4stz
This is what happens when those who dare to speak about Jay Gibbons are silenced on campus. I hope the "wokes" are happy. https://t.co/WgKkW4t3YE
It has come to my attention that certain tech figures are now discussing the pitfalls of relying too much on "NI," or "natural intelligence," as in non-artificial, ordinary human intelligence, and I'm going to lose it https://t.co/3Wyxj0qMTH
I wish every bodega worker who has called me mami a Happy Hispanic Heritage Month. Love you.
both @aprilolanoff and i would like to thank you for your support, advice and company during these trying times.
oh and for those of you that have asked, we are of course not upset with our electrician. they're fantastic. he felt bad, but we told him not to!
this is the greatest piece of art i've ever seen https://t.co/bVak2QJDaX
i do think AOC should’ve considered the tax of her dress choice on my tl
I always loved Norm MacDonald and was excited to meet him. Since I’m not a male comedian I don’t have a fun picture or memory with him, just another story about being sexually harassed. Must be cool to be a male who does comedy 😎
it's so funny that these guys always use this picture to call me ugly because it's 1. a picture where i look really cool and like i'm having fun 2. years and years old which means someone has it saved and is like passing it around group dms https://t.co/0MiLF9WsDH
Getting tested for/on this trip like six times just to be extra cautious, and I am so grateful to be staying at a hotel that does in-house testing
man leftists sure are obsessed with incrementally improving but also infinitely perpetuating labor relationships huh
nothing reformable about this. prisons itself are the problem https://t.co/BY7wQXYoA1
Of course some bozo thought it was cool and funny to give this loser a fucking “interview”
My goodness, I can’t express enough how much I hate it here and again men don’t take violence against us seriously. In fact they love participating in it on any level https://t.co/gADPorEQse
I can’t express to you how upset I am to have been the one to do this https://t.co/eGMSpdRmEq
Non-disclosure agreements, or NDAs, are gagging clauses – invented to prevent departing employees running off with intellectual property
Today, their use is a modus operandi for powerful men such as Harvey Weinstein and Donald Trump to silence victims
https://t.co/GrUddZyJDN
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This man is stalking and harassing A woman with two kids and people are interviewing him trying to go viral like he isn’t putting their safety and lives at risk.There is nothing funny or entertaining about this.Her and her children are not safe. https://t.co/bVE8tcSrjU
Dr Auntie had to let y’all know. https://t.co/IABjUf7wr2
anyway i only logged on to say wash your makeup brushes
@moorehn I'm a Scorpio and I would never wish a late October to late November birthday on my child lol. imo we're all insufferable because we have to compete with Halloween and Thanksgiving.
ATT should really be embarrassed that their website is a tangled mess of broken links and slow loading pages.
Hello! It’s my birthday today. So thankful to be able to see another year of life. Can’t wait to see what this new age has in store for me. 💕🥳🥳 https://t.co/JbvbxWbrKE
If Bobby Brown doesn’t cop out of a helicopter on stage for “Thug Lovin’,” ion want it. #Verzuz https://t.co/Ckg94fWqYy
This continues to be more and more deranged. Anyway, the woman he tried to harm is raising money to move. Men should be rushing to get this funded.
Help US Escape the weirdo Please https://t.co/syYdt1Hz0R https://t.co/fgZQUrDs6T
she capes for abusive ass men so i’m sure y’all will go above and beyond to protect her and absolve yourselves of any accountability or efforts to be decent. https://t.co/mXEw5pJKem
Emma Raducanu swapped the court for the carpet. #MetGala
https://t.co/bAyguyWO8v
how did 2020 feature a common threat. everyone wasn’t equally at risk. y’all can’t rewrite a year we all lived through https://t.co/V8Idtfk8hX
who exactly are you countering these narratives for - an audience of liberals who otherwise never believe them?
or do you just exist as part of a financial ecosystem that keeps us all riled up as long as we look at our screens
this is a subtweet:
is your org *really* doing media criticism and analysis or do you just amplify right wing nonsense most people would otherwise never see?
this Irvin Rodriguez is out of this world https://t.co/ZYhEjIFezf
started watching the first episode of babylon 5 last night
i honestly cannot believe nobody has ever told me to watch this show. the production value is amazing. it makes DS9 look like a local theater production
Meanwhile a 2018 investigation found that ten employees a year were being issued with gagging clauses in the House of Commons
https://t.co/CMZ4eycMfL
A BBC survey in 2020 found that about six students a month signed NDAs with British universities
https://t.co/afocUjsHEW
But their reach extends far beyond even that: these days, they’re used to hush up bad practice at almost every level, in the church, academia, politics, hospitals and construction
Ja Rule brings out Lil Mo and Vita #Verzuz https://t.co/UPdygKKD3P
yes im walking into this comedy central taping w a bonnet on fym https://t.co/80vybOtHPT
RT @Blackamazon: ......... my soul just cringed MY SOUL just caved in a my BODY
RT @adrierising: anyway i only logged on to say wash your makeup brushes
RT @Mahottie: Ashanti during this verzuz https://t.co/A2Y2avWNpt
RT @stillnaima: The woman this man is stalking is trying to raise funds to break her lease and move. Homie lives DOWNSTAIRS from her and th…
RT @wuunderphil: Kurt Cobain was once a roadie with her band.
Her band members would later join Soundgarden and Pearl Jam...
Yeaaaaah... I…
RT @Markus_Ellis: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO just like i can find no link between myself and those student loans!
RT @MrCamW: At times, there's a sentient New Yorker cartoon vibe to 'Only Murders in the Building' and I dig it
RT @THEEBlackleftie: Dr Auntie had to let y’all know. https://t.co/IABjUf7wr2
RT @WrittenByHanna: For @essence I wrote about The Activist lol
https://t.co/YAm9mM94kO
RT @CheyenneTheGeek: Hello! It’s my birthday today. So thankful to be able to see another year of life. Can’t wait to see what this new age…
this is some shit you hear in a dollar van https://t.co/6vAgAohksx
RT @ravi_mangla: Died because they wouldn't let him pay off his $1 bail.
What an immoral system. https://t.co/KubOmmKfRe
The autobots would absolutely abhor this shit… https://t.co/NVOgJAS6AJ
@yoda I think I would prefer crab legs over whatever kind of haunted voodoo your opossum was apparently practicing in your attic.
@_ShesDOPE_ @_feedmepumps @Christalynkbri @justsmilessss I promise you that those kids are much better people.
@vickster179 @yoda The only reason I clicked through—what the h*ck is that thing?
@andie_tip @brandonslaterr Have a baby and/or small children, handicapped, elderly (themselves or someone they take care of), have deadlines and work thru lunch and also to keep DoorDash drivers busy 🤷🏼♀️
Lmaooo she said that wedding was called off because he was out in these streets not because he got the vaccine https://t.co/zY21CT7Snw
@_AbundantTweets See. Dalvin really wanted to shoot his shot with this woman n now changed his story
I NEED MORE BLACK WOMEN TO RIDE TOGETHER ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU SEE US ON THE SELF EMPLOYED UPLIGHTING TIP.
LIKE HOW THESE TWO NIGGAS IN THIS RIDING RIGHT OR WRONG. C’mon now
also let’s tap into this lie. let’s pretend she had his phone bc some nigga she fucks stole it. why this scary ass nigga ain’t press the dude that stole his phone? why he tryna barge into a woman’s apartment?
get the whole ass fuck outta my face bro
where them dumb bitches that was agreeing with his weird dumb ass behavior yesterday i wanna hear they new dumb ass take from they dumb ass lips with they dumb ass https://t.co/5b6T0r1Tlv
@cliftonaduncan “drollery is my love language” alright bro
This is how I know dudes get played. How in the world does any of this sound believable? Do y’all have a “that bitch lying” trigger in your head that goes off when women tell you about a man’s shitty actions that causes y’all to believe nonsense from other dudes?! https://t.co/ligfayYUQl
So he was gonna just run in, grab his phone and leave?? Lock this nigga up for lying first of all…. https://t.co/Lkcw5mGWut